I need to start blogging again. REALLY!
So, anyway....
I decided to google a few of my names today. It was interesting. Mostly the results were comments I made on other blogs or my photos. This is probably because I haven't been blogging, although I really need to find time again. I miss writing.
I wrote
this blog back in January of 2010 in which I talked about a train case that I got from a lady on the North End. She had advertised a free cabinet that I wanted. We spent a lot of time talking and she had lots of neat stuff that I wanted to check out. I was able to get quite a few interesting items, including a "commode" (small table with drawers and shelves that was used for holding the washbowl and pitcher back in the days before plumbing) that was just like the one I was supposed to get from my Grandmother, but never did. Other than the fact that it was used in the garage and was covered in different paint and other interesting stuff, it is identical to the one my Grandmother always promised me. Long story for another time about why I never got the one from my grandmother. Maybe when I get around to refinishing the one I have I will post it on the "Better After" blog. I'm hoping that will be this summer sometime. Oh, I digress...back to the point of my blog.
So, anyway...
Imagine my surprise at finding the following "interpretation" of my blog on a sales site. From what I can gather, their material must be translated from the English language to theirs and then back again to English. That is the only explanation I can come up with for this horrible piece of writing that they have attributed to me. They did credit me at the bottom by showing the source, but what if a person just reads that piece and doesn't bother to check out the source to find out that I really do know how to use the English language? YIKES!
Here is their translation:
A World of Words: The train case.
by The Invisible Mo
I don't have notwithstanding today to highlight all the things I got. I do however requirement to put away a blog to this one jotting, the train victim. This was sitting on the patio as I walked up to the back door to batter. I told Tonia set to rights away that I wanted it. I have a train happening that belonged to my old lady and I insufficiency to sit them both in my sewing margin to maintain ribbons and such. Back in the day baggage sets came with these smidgin
cases. Some people called them forge-up,
cosmetic, or dear cases, but most people (at least the people I knew) called them train
cases. I take it for granted it is because more touring took task on trains in those days and in these cases is where you kept your main items for looking your master so that you didn't have to unrestrained and go through your bigger suitcases while
traveling. The riveting part about this one is that Tonia's parents outfitted these cases with their own view of tour kits. She said they had divers collections in each one. The one I brought adept in was a
coffee kit. Here are the pictures.
The links are disabled and I put them in red so you would know where they were. The links were pointing to things on their site that they sell. Who knows if they are even still around.They had several news articles, too, which were equally poorly written. Here are a couple of my favorites. I'm not sure how these were translated, but they are not even understandable.
Top 10 court cases | Black History Month
by info@personalmoneystore.com (Personal Money Store)
Angry Background Month is here, and it’s beforehand to bookwork up. A Sunday
way to dash some of the distinguished events in raven CV is to look at Greatest
Court decisions that momentarily simulated African-Americans. Not all of these
decisions were victories, but they all were conspicuous in disgraceful
experience.
In an age when African-Americans can get payday loans with no esteem
inspection, it’s moderately inviting to review about what the laws were 150
years ago. Here are the top 10 most telling Consummate Court decisions
correlated to Negroid narration, according to infoplease.com .
WOW...seriously? When did they get an Angry Background Month?
Phoenix New Times (blog)PHOENIX (AP) - Authorities have conclusively identified
a man who was fatally struck by a train in Phoenix almost 27 years ago. A spear
pedestrian was pronounced dead at the scene on May 17, 1985 and injured beyond
acceptance. Among his possessions was a Luis Gonzales, Killed by Train in 1985,
Unmistakeably ID'd by Fingerprints This all 5 news articles »
I suppose being killed would qualify as being injured beyond acceptance. LOL...
I went to their home page and there I found two more that amused me to the point I was laughing out loud. At the risk of making this one of my longest blogs ever, I have to share these last two. They really need to find someone who can translate these stories correctly. I'm not sure if the problems come from the articles being translated to their language or when they translate it back to ours. There were no clues as to where the site administrators reside.
Steve Jobs' health is a private matter
28.08.11
Now that he's no longer Apple CEO, it is.
During Jobs' two medical leaves, starting in antiquated 2009 and 2011, I
argued that his health was not a private matter . Apple is a community company,
majorly owned by shareholders -- not Jobs, the gathering's board or any other
executive or employee. In Jobs' role as chief official, and as someone so
closely identified with Apple, health impacted his ability to act daily duties
and, therefore, could affect Apple operations and monetary performance. Jobs is
no longer chief executive. He remains an Apple worker, according to a recent 8-K
filing but in unspecified role, and is Chairman of the Enter. But he is no
longer directly responsible for Apple operations.
I took lots of flack from the Apple Fanclub with respect to my previous
"health is a public matter" position. I wholly stick out by it. The president of
the United States gets a yearly checkup and discloses the claim of his health
(maybe someday "her", depending who wins some future poll). It's part of the
president's responsibility serving the public. CEOs to the shareholders, who are
any public company's real owners. I don't lead one to believe chief executives
should get yearly checkups and disclose health facts -- although considering
their high salaries, there is good plea for it. They should disclose anything
that might jeopardize their ability to perform their duties, strikingly
compromised health.
Health Officials Warn Against Mosquito-born Illnesses
28.08.11
The eradication of a 48-year-old man that was linked to the West Nile Virus
has prompted Oakland County officials to give prior notice people to protect
themselves against mosquito bites.
"Prevention is the key to reducing mosquito bites and lowering the imperil of
West Nile Virus and other mosquito-borne illnesses, signally in the evening and
nighttime hours when mosquitoes are most active," Kathy Forzley, foreman and
health officer of Oakland County Health Division said Friday in a request
release.
The warning came on the heels of a Macomb County man's extirpation that was
confirmed Thursday to be the first probable human death from West Nile Virus
this year.
The man, whose hometown and name weren't released, was hospitalized earlier
this month after showing symptoms of the virus. Tests to buttress that he died
from the West Nile Virus are pending from the Michigan Bank on of Community
Heatlh's Bureau of Laboratories.
"West Nile Virus is identified in Michigan every summer and can ground severe
illness. We want to be sure that citizens take candidly the risk for WNV
infection," Dean Sienko, state interim chief medical governmental said in a
press release. "The months of August and September are when most woman cases of
West Nile Virus occur in Michigan."
YIKES again!~ So maybe it's a good idea to go look up your names once in awhile and see if you've done any really bad writing. It sure worked for me!
